3 yr old : "What is it?"

me : "a birthmark"

3 yr old: "oh..did you get it at Target?"

"run, run, run, catch me if you can, can, can."

Except I didn't bc I am not ready to be a "LURD", though I imagine a Frisco "LURD" to look like a guest on Martha Stewart with a bit of desperate housewife mixed in, totally not threatening (and if you don't know what "LURD" means it's bc you don't watch hilarious kathy griffin and I pity you). Also bc one, he was cute, and two, I was in a total daze and it felt like it wasn't happening (until around 3 pm when I had a breakdown and a 1 yr old wiped my tears. LOW POINT.) Basically, I got a speeding ticket. I knew I was speeding coming over the hill, saw him in the distance, and for the first time ever didn't care and didn't try to slow down. Self destructive behavior? ding! Apparently rash decisions and I are still fighting over who took the last diet coke, and it won't give me a break and let me back into my sanity. 

Basically, today kicked my heart, and my ass.