under my roof

these discussions took place in my house tonight:

"I am exhausted, I was nice all day! That's why I am sarcastic, it doesn't take effort."-K

"omg you messed up the name of the game we are playing! you couldn't read it right!"-ppl

"yah well, there is NO 'G' right there, they spelled their own game name wrong. SUCK IT"-me

(about some ppl still at our house) "between you and me, they need to leave. By the way, I told my boss 'hey, b-t-dub (btw), and when he made fun of me, I blamed it on you"-K to me

"this little old lady got on and she was just hunched over crying..."-L (telling us about work)

"omg that's so sad!"-K

"No, it was hilarious!"-L

"can we do her, even if she's gone...ummm, wait"-K

"don't pretend we're really friends"L. Jo to L.S

"are yall making fun of me!?"-L

"yah bc basically you were saying 'ha these old people are on their last leg, so funny!' "-K

"no! w/e! that is NOT what i meant!"-L

My roomies are hilarious.