that is sooo you're fudge print on the wall

"So, I put my away status to "I had three reeses cups, hope I don't catch the diabetes". Then my friend who has diabetes left me a comment saying ' diabetes is serious, and not contagious'. So,hah, I left her a comment saying "diabetes is not funny". Next I will change my status to make fun of your thyroid"- Ljo  

"yah? well when I had to drink the iodine my sister drew skull bones on masking tape and put it over my mouth. Don't wanna catch the thyroid!"-R  

There is a gallon jug of chik-fil-a lemonade about to burst on our counter. Should've made our friend take it.."sorry this is your goodbye party for Portugal, now take some lemonade". Instead we watched this video while catching up:

Riveting. I know.

I keep having weird flashes of old memories. When his mom scared the door frame into submission, that one dancer, that video DJ took that is hopefully long gone from the night he rescued us. The drunk girl asking who spanked her, and Tailor saying he had done it from across the room and her believing him (we had some good times Jolie, you spoiler biter;) ). It's the Olympics that does it to me. I start thinking about the last time I saw Olympics and think of what was going on. I would love to have a big awkward reunion with people from that time that were my life. To flush the potty book on our bathroom wall or TP our doormate's room. Courtney is on her way to all of that. While she may be the more sane version of me, I know that College will still be what it was for me.. indescribable. Fudge hand prints, made in a Wok, at 2am, now dried on Eliza's kitchen wall, kind of fabulous. So while she will no doubt meet her own version of "stoner Jesus" (who later appeared on Room Raiders and had some diiiirty diiiirty stuff in his room), have constant drinking around her, get into trouble with the dorm natzis, and do things she never thought she'd do, I hope she makes better choices. I hope she never meets a senior nicknamed 'Smurf' her first weekend there, I hope she always knows where she is when she wakes up, and I hope she remembers this is the time of her life. And maybe if she is lucky, or not so much, she too can be awoken by someone having phone sex. Why did the John Mayer CD have to end?! "lovin' is what I got..."